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It’s finally happening – the evil blorbo tournament, a competition to rank the most evil- most blorbo- fictional criminal of them all. Get ready for an absolutely brainrotted extravaganza!!! Contestants and judgment system listed below (note: current order of characters will not correspond to their initial placement in the bracket of hell)

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CONTESTANTS:

• Xavier – Xavier: Renegade Angel
• Meruem – Hunter X Hunter
• Senator Armstrong – Metal Gear Rising
• Not Important/Notim Portant – Hatred
• Millions Knives – Trigun
• Archibald Snatcher – Boxtrolls
• Genie – Middens
• Oh Il-nam/Player 001 – Squid Game
• Sada the Pilgrim – Revenger
• Kimblee – Full Metal Alchemist
• Yoshikage Kira – JJBA Part 4
• Donquixote Doflamingo – One Piece
• Griffith/Femto – Berserk
• Pale Visitor – No, I’m Not a Human
• Ogata Hyakunosuke – Golden Kamuy
• Crow Mauler – Fear & Hunger

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(genuinely controversial characters have been sifted out – yes Griffith still managed to make the cut – also, I tried to represent a diverse range of shows/media – all of these characters are actually my beloved/hated stinky creatures or husbandos ❤ I would happily push them down a flight of stairs Schopenhauer style (except Meruem, maybe) – I tried to have a pretty balanced roster in terms of evilness, all just expressed in different ways. No AMs, Humbert Humberts, or Judge Holdens in sight – mostly bc ew no thanks, but also, holy sweep)

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JUDGEMENT CRITERION AND STYLE:

EVILNESS (self explanatory): Crime severity Damage done Sadism Manipulativeness Malice Misanthropy Motives

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BLORBONESS: Purity (are they pure of heart, are they doing bs for the ‘greater good’) Wet cat appeal (how sad and pathetic are they) Kill appeal (would I gleefully hit them over the head with a hammer) Chewability (do I want to chew on their arms or some shit) Kissability\squishability (do i want to squish their face if platonic or give them a little kiss their forehead)

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???: Do they serve cunt? Are they girlypop? could I have a normalish convo with them? How funny are their crimes? problematically- are they just like me frfr?

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CHARACTER ANALYSIS:

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SENTENCING (gulag, jar, pet bed, shot, etc.):

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::NOTE:: Some outcomes in categories can negate overall points (EG: high purity will negate point), and some are rated with my understanding of nuance around the character – outcomes may not be as expected.

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And you, yes YOU! Can participate in tomato throwing contests! Each poll will be up for one (1) day, and if you don’t like my “winning” evil pick, you can choose the character you want out of the running by throwing fake tomatoes at them. I will vote too- so one person can’t weigh me out. If there’s a tie, my choice wins. Sorry, not sorry, chuds.

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Matches/positions on the chart are cur